Carol and I have just completed a Bondathon, viewing all twenty-five James Bond movies in sequence. While Amazon has bought the Bond franchise, for the past few months all the Bonds have been on Netflix. However, most or all are leaving soon.
The Bond movies coincide with my adult life.
I saw the first, DR. NO, in late May of 1963, a few days before I graduated from college and set out for California with my first wife in an old Chevrolet station wagon hauling a U-Haul trailer in which there was, among far too much other stuff, ten or eleven boxes of books. Now far more than that are in an iPhone in my pocket.
We had met in a Freshman English class and married during the Christmas vacation our senior year, supported by the money I saved from my jobs as a lifeguard at an outdoor pool in a suburb of St. Louis during the summers and on Saturdays during the school year at an indoor YMCA pool. For both I was paid the then minimum wage of $1.25 per hour. However at the outdoor pool I received time and a half for hours over forty per week, of which there were usually about ten. Big bucks.
Our monthly budget during our first married months was $150. $67.50 for renting the second floor of a house near campus. $30 for food. I don’t recall on what we splurged the remaining $52.50.
She was a kind and intelligent and lovely woman. She was a talented violist who brought the very great gift of classical music into my life; but we were not right for one another and divorced three years later.
There is an interesting Wikipedia article about the Bond films which shows the actual budgets and box office was for the films and those figures adjusted to 2024 values.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_James_Bond_films
DR. NO was low budget, costing only $1.1 million. It made ten times that and Bond was off.
In DR. NO Sean Connery drove a Sunbeam Alpine, about the cheapest vehicle that might have been called a sports car. Soon he would be driving Aston Martins. And soon the formula would be perfected.
Handsome men. Beautiful women. Exotic locations. Chases—on land, in air, and beneath the sea. Sexual innuendo. We had a character named Pussy Galore and lines like, “I always knew you were a cunning linguist”. Repeated shots of digital clocks counting down to disaster—always averted with seconds to go. A megalomaniac who is trying to dominate the world. Explosions. The Bond makers loved explosions. And a big final battle scene—sometimes below water; sometimes above
In short, the Bond films were adult cartoons.
Despite the innuendo and scenes of the various Bonds in bed with various women, I don’t recall any intimate part of a woman’s body ever being shown other than in silhouette in the elaborate title sequences.
While all the Bonds had their charms, the middle films tend to blend together in my mind. I like best the first with Sean Connery, and the last with Daniel Craig, which actually had less sex and a bit more depth than the previous films, including the death of the Judi Dench as M.
While there hasn’t been a Bond film now in five years, the longest interval between them, the Tom Cruise MISSION IMPOSSIBLE films are certainly a successful variation on the theme, and I read that Amazon is planning to make a new one in the next year or two.
If they do, and I’m still around, I’ll watch.
























